Ready? There’s two ways to do this. One is the Sid Roth way, and the other is the Rodney Howard-Browne way.
This is ugly. My apologies.
Let me explain balance. Stand in the middle of your room. Place your feet together, close your eyes. Don’t think anything. Open your hands and turn them up towards the ceiling. Stand there for a few seconds.
You almost unbalanced, didn’t you? Some of you will have fallen backwards after a couple of seconds.
Now, resume the pose, nad have someone lean in towards your center mass. Get them to bring their face in to the point of violating your space (it’s usually within a foot in the US) and begin shouting at you while you’re in the pose above.
Slain in the spirit. you may remain disoriented long enough to stay down on the flloor three to four seconds. If you’re convinced it was the power of God that did this, and not a disruption of equilibrium… you’ll be on the floor, unable to rise for minutes.
Why? You hypnotized yourself into thinking this.
Now, let’s get FLASHY. Ever studied wrestling? I watched back when Andre the Giant was still alive, because I was a teenager and pretty stupid sometimes. Most of the time, actually.
Notice when they hit one another, they stamp on the floor? It creates a SOUND. If you want to elevate someone’s stress in a situation, you add noise. That’s why Sid Roth shouts at you while he’s trying to unbalance you.
Okay, now, when someone’s in that pose, hit at them and STAMP hard on the floor. you don’t even really have to touch them. And if you do, it can be a light grazing. The stamp is what does it. You jump slightly, in an off balanced position, and tumble backwards. This even works if your eyes are open.
Well, you can’t do this at the beginning of the service. It’s going to take a minute or two of shouting and stamping to get people down.
So let’s play loud music in a minor key. it’s got to be Aeolian or Dorian mode, to create the sad, sweet sound. I’d recommend mostly Fender guitars, becuase the lack the powerful sound of other electric guitars which would ruin the effect. Play some song for a long time. Ten minutes or so. Get everyone to put their hands up, waving them in time to the music.
What are you doing? Putting EVERYONE there in a state of hypnotic suggestion. NOW, after ten minutes of this, start bringing people up onto the platform. If you hear everyone start cheering, you got it.
Ready to make millions? The rest is up to you.
It’s simple, really. i learned from a doctor that eyes closed, feet together, hands open causes people to fall. it’s how they check for brain damage. Everyone gets a little weak in that position. The disruption through sound causes a distraction. The human mind can hold one thought at a time, so interrupting you while you’re in a weakened position can make you fall. The self hypnosis leaves you open to suggestion.
The other way is the interruption of force at an angle. If you’re standing, the force goes straight down to the floor. If i interrupt that line of force, you fall. That simple. That’s why some of the “faith healers” actually grab you by the head, pull you forward, then shove you backward.
A third method supposedly is when they put their hand on your forehead, they press back and down. This trips out the signals from the brain to the spine telling you to stand. With those signals cut, you’re down.
Okay, lets’ talk about Rodney Howard-Browne.
How he does it is terrifying. you just need to study Hinduism for a while. look into energy channeling. I can’t remember all the buzzwords, but its called Kundalini. Supposedly, Kundalini is a “serpent energy”, and it coils at the base of your spine. Frequent jerking motions are one visible sign of it, sometimes exhibiting itself as violent head shaking. Laughter, a feeling of a rush of heat, and sometimes severe jolts of elctricity shooting through your extremities based upon the energy at the base of your spine.
So, how do you do it? Get possessed. Let your devil call other devils.
This isn’t Godly! This isn’t some kind of anointing! It’s not the sign of any kind of added holiness at ALL.
So, RHB zaps you, and you shake for HOURS. You’re giddy, you’re laughing, you’re smiling, you feel REALLY GOOD.
Um… did your Bible comprehension increase at all? Did it inspire you to more of a holier lifestyle? Feed the poor? Volunteer to work at a hospital to help the sick? Free work for the community? visit retirement centers to spend time with lonely seniors?
What’s the fruit of it?
It’s the flesh. You pleased your flesh, not your spirit. You felt good. But there was nothing that benefited your MIND.
“I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.” (Romans 7:25, KJV)
Grasp that yet?
Going to see Rodney Howard-Browne will not give you an “anointing”. If you want that, get saved. Like Justin Peters said, there’s no super christians. The foot of the cross is level ground.
Going to see rodney howard Browne will require prayer and an exorcism.
The Kundalini thing cannot happen to saved people.If it’s happened to you, seek God with all your heart, fervently, to get rid of your devil. quickly.
i’m not kidding at all. This is not sarcasm or a joke.